neoliberalismkills:

a man who gets what he wants out of life

(Source: charlieseesmore)

lydiaamartin:

*applies for architecture job*

experience: building houses on the sims since 2001

(Source: underdosing)

hitlervevo:

people who actually buy themes

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people who prefer buying music 

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buying

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getting things illegally 

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tapelessleopard:

Accidentally biting your cheek while you’re eating

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anythingyouhold:

make me choose:
∟meqhanory asked: prince killian or captain killian?

zackisontumblr:

*doesn’t do homework and hopes for the best*

whatcoloristheworld:

good luck to everyone who has school soon but your sleeping schedule is wrecked beyond repair

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring

mydogsnokes:

are u ever out with ur friends and u can’t stop thinking about a song and all u wanna do is go home and sit in the dark and listen to that song 45 times in a row

disowns:

i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it

(Source: disowns)


toastoat:

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

(Source: ghostoat)

If tomorrow, women woke up and decided they really liked their bodies, just think how many industries would go out of business.
Dr. Gail Dines (via curlyfriiies)

(Source: artiquno)